I dont remember which class i was in.. but mostly 5th std or 6th std.. for sure not more than that..
It was a hoilday.. Some festival i guess..
My entire family had to go to gurudwara by around 1-2 p.m
So basically mom was supposed to finish all the house hold works
by then and get ready and i was supposed to finished my studies by then and get ready..
Simple story !! Mom will finish her work , i will finish my work..
We came to a mutual agreement that no one will interfere in other's work :P :P
So i was fed breakfast by 9.am and sent to terrace with my books , water bottle , a carpet , and some biscuits !!!
Deal was that i would go down directly at 12 noon or so and then take bath and get ready..
Mom's plan was to make me study 3 hours continuously as i would be loosing loadsa time in the evening..
'Ohkeeyyyy' i saiddd and went up :) :)
Open terrace !! beautiful weather !! i Laid down the carpet , opened my books and started in full flow..
An hour later one of my friend comes home with books in his hand..
" [ Abhishek Ranjan - A guy who is my friend since 1st standard , stays near my house , and has always been my cricket partner and an integral part of all the prank and masti planning..] "
So this guy joins me on the terrace for combined studies..
15- 20 mins passed by and my cousin comes upstairs looking for me..
Enters Bharat Pamnani-
" [A Cricket freak , if not more , he used to be equally naughty when compared to me..] "
Now we lock the terrace door.. for obvious reasons, if someone knocks we will get to know that someone wants to come up and we could buy some time to pretend that we were studying and not creating any nuisance there..
3 crazy cricket fans, Door Locked- Books Closed !! Cricket talks starts..
Do hell with studies..
we went on talking and boasting abt each others habits and all sorts of crazy stuffs..
And then suddenly an idea struck !! A GAME !!!! we 3 could play a game so that the winner could easily be decided..
Not even in ur wildest dreams u would be able to guess what game we came with up :P :P
Ohkeeyy here we go.. i will try and explain the scenarios and the game to u..
1. In My house only ground floor is constructed.. So all 3 were standing on terrace- 1st floor having very small boundary walls..
2. Around 100-150 metres away there was this huge wall.. like a 5 storey tall building wall , other side of which there was a huge transport godown..
3. there were loads of small small stones kept on my terrace..
So the game was who could throw a stone from here and clear that huge wall ..
three kids of 5-6th std were checking the strength in their arms..
Bang- bang - bang ... first 15-20 stones went on to hit the wall at different heights..
But finally one of us could clear it and it went on the other side.. after that all 3 of us started clearing the wall on regular basis.. consistency increased and we were enjoying it :) :)
10 mins later , what we saw , we saw for the first ever time..2 huge men climbed up the wall from other side and started shouting..
Who the fuck is that ?? who is hitting stones ?? all sorts of shouts started coming from other side..
All 3 of us laid down on the floor and tried to hide ourselves from their view..we crawled till the terrace exit.
My fren Abhishek Ranjan ran down hurriedly and escaped..My cousin used to stay in next house , he descently went back..
I too reacted as if nothing happened and went down and went to take bath directly..
I come outta bathroom and i see that 4-5 men were standing outside and talking to mom..
So what exactly happened was while we were showing our throwing skills to decide who is the real champ b/w the three of us , a couple of stones which crossed the wall went on to hit a couple of guys who were working in that transport on the other side of the wall..
Can u imagine the climax now !! or do i need to write..
Ohkey listen i will tell u what happened after those 4-5 men left the house..
A 15 mins Scolding session !!! a 10-15 mins belting session.. running around the house and my mom chasing me with my cricket bat in her hand..
Broomstick at times..
And what not..
Story doesnt end here..Mom walks outta house to go to Ranjan's house.. While she was entering his house ,she sees ranjan was going outta his house on his bicycle.. she asked him where are ur mom dad.. This guy got full on scared and told aunty mom has gone to market and dad has gone to College..
and then this guy leaves..
My mom still stepped into his house and to her satisfaction finds Ranjan's mom dad in the house only :P :P :P
The entire incident got narrated to them and mom got satisfied ..
She comes back home , calls my cousin and scolds him as well..
After a while whole of the family leaves for the festival except me and my bro [OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDNT TAKE US WITH THEMSELVES :( ]..
Both of us sat down in a room to analyze what went wrong , we were just crying and crying and crying..
I still remember what all crap we spoke in that room..
No one loves us..
We will run away from the house..
Its a good day today, all of them have gone out , lets pack our stuffs and move on..
Everyone just wanna belt us.. No one cares what we think and what we waana do in life.we wanna become cricket players.. we just dont wanna study.
Why do these ppl dont understand us and our needs..
This is crap.. this is bull shit..
Both of us got tired after an hour or so of talking bullshit and sharing or senseless-baseless dreams..
And slept off..
Day got over.. night got over..
Next day same jitesh pamnani ,same bharat pamnani ,same home, same parents,same habits [ours] , same scoldings, same nautanki ,same crying ,same thoughts of leaving home, same end result - GHANTA !!!!
It was a hoilday.. Some festival i guess..
My entire family had to go to gurudwara by around 1-2 p.m
So basically mom was supposed to finish all the house hold works
by then and get ready and i was supposed to finished my studies by then and get ready..
Simple story !! Mom will finish her work , i will finish my work..
We came to a mutual agreement that no one will interfere in other's work :P :P
So i was fed breakfast by 9.am and sent to terrace with my books , water bottle , a carpet , and some biscuits !!!
Deal was that i would go down directly at 12 noon or so and then take bath and get ready..
Mom's plan was to make me study 3 hours continuously as i would be loosing loadsa time in the evening..
'Ohkeeyyyy' i saiddd and went up :) :)
Open terrace !! beautiful weather !! i Laid down the carpet , opened my books and started in full flow..
An hour later one of my friend comes home with books in his hand..
" [ Abhishek Ranjan - A guy who is my friend since 1st standard , stays near my house , and has always been my cricket partner and an integral part of all the prank and masti planning..] "
So this guy joins me on the terrace for combined studies..
15- 20 mins passed by and my cousin comes upstairs looking for me..
Enters Bharat Pamnani-
" [A Cricket freak , if not more , he used to be equally naughty when compared to me..] "
Now we lock the terrace door.. for obvious reasons, if someone knocks we will get to know that someone wants to come up and we could buy some time to pretend that we were studying and not creating any nuisance there..
3 crazy cricket fans, Door Locked- Books Closed !! Cricket talks starts..
Do hell with studies..
we went on talking and boasting abt each others habits and all sorts of crazy stuffs..
And then suddenly an idea struck !! A GAME !!!! we 3 could play a game so that the winner could easily be decided..
Not even in ur wildest dreams u would be able to guess what game we came with up :P :P
Ohkeeyy here we go.. i will try and explain the scenarios and the game to u..
1. In My house only ground floor is constructed.. So all 3 were standing on terrace- 1st floor having very small boundary walls..
2. Around 100-150 metres away there was this huge wall.. like a 5 storey tall building wall , other side of which there was a huge transport godown..
3. there were loads of small small stones kept on my terrace..
So the game was who could throw a stone from here and clear that huge wall ..
three kids of 5-6th std were checking the strength in their arms..
Bang- bang - bang ... first 15-20 stones went on to hit the wall at different heights..
But finally one of us could clear it and it went on the other side.. after that all 3 of us started clearing the wall on regular basis.. consistency increased and we were enjoying it :) :)
10 mins later , what we saw , we saw for the first ever time..2 huge men climbed up the wall from other side and started shouting..
Who the fuck is that ?? who is hitting stones ?? all sorts of shouts started coming from other side..
All 3 of us laid down on the floor and tried to hide ourselves from their view..we crawled till the terrace exit.
My fren Abhishek Ranjan ran down hurriedly and escaped..My cousin used to stay in next house , he descently went back..
I too reacted as if nothing happened and went down and went to take bath directly..
I come outta bathroom and i see that 4-5 men were standing outside and talking to mom..
So what exactly happened was while we were showing our throwing skills to decide who is the real champ b/w the three of us , a couple of stones which crossed the wall went on to hit a couple of guys who were working in that transport on the other side of the wall..
Can u imagine the climax now !! or do i need to write..
Ohkey listen i will tell u what happened after those 4-5 men left the house..
A 15 mins Scolding session !!! a 10-15 mins belting session.. running around the house and my mom chasing me with my cricket bat in her hand..
Broomstick at times..
And what not..
Story doesnt end here..Mom walks outta house to go to Ranjan's house.. While she was entering his house ,she sees ranjan was going outta his house on his bicycle.. she asked him where are ur mom dad.. This guy got full on scared and told aunty mom has gone to market and dad has gone to College..
and then this guy leaves..
My mom still stepped into his house and to her satisfaction finds Ranjan's mom dad in the house only :P :P :P
The entire incident got narrated to them and mom got satisfied ..
She comes back home , calls my cousin and scolds him as well..
After a while whole of the family leaves for the festival except me and my bro [OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDNT TAKE US WITH THEMSELVES :( ]..
Both of us sat down in a room to analyze what went wrong , we were just crying and crying and crying..
I still remember what all crap we spoke in that room..
No one loves us..
We will run away from the house..
Its a good day today, all of them have gone out , lets pack our stuffs and move on..
Everyone just wanna belt us.. No one cares what we think and what we waana do in life.we wanna become cricket players.. we just dont wanna study.
Why do these ppl dont understand us and our needs..
This is crap.. this is bull shit..
Both of us got tired after an hour or so of talking bullshit and sharing or senseless-baseless dreams..
And slept off..
Day got over.. night got over..
Next day same jitesh pamnani ,same bharat pamnani ,same home, same parents,same habits [ours] , same scoldings, same nautanki ,same crying ,same thoughts of leaving home, same end result - GHANTA !!!!
intereting story yaar...................mazza aa gaya.
ReplyDeleteSplendid, knew you were talented not this talented. Simply put yet so engrossing. I could relate to my childhood days. Throughly enjoyed and eagerly waiting for more. .
ReplyDelete@vivash- hahaha Thanks bhai mujhe bhi maar khake bahut maza aaya tha yaar.. :P :P
ReplyDelete@jacob bhai- thanks a lot bhai.. waise here is the page on facebook.. i have written very few blogs till now and u cana find all the links here always.. that will keep u updated :) :)
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was really funny and i cud relate to it on many levels.Like the cricket talk,or the getting scolded and abandoned part,etc. etc.Totally like this blog.Genuine.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot bro !!! let the comments and suggestions keep coming even in future blogs :)
ReplyDeleteBhai.. this was awesome! :D
ReplyDeleteDAmn funny xP
LOL