Anyway !! Did u all read my previous post ??? Because if u didnt read
The Thief in me and the cop in my MOM
you might miss the emotion , fun and many of my nautankis :P :P
OHKEY !!!! Did that change me.. Did i become a new Jitesh Overnight ???
Hmmmmmm.. I guess all of u would have heard the farmer and the tiger story.. Right ?? if u cant recall , lemme tell u a small story first..
Once a farmer was getting bored in his Filed.. He wanted to have some fun and So he suddenly started screaming Tiger !! Tiger !! Tiger !!.. A bunch of villagers from the nearby village heard his plea and came to save him. Only to know later that this guy was just kidding..
A couple of weeks passed by and then this same farmer repeated the same nonsense and a bunch of villagers came again only to find that he was joking again..
A month passed by and one day a real Tiger came to the fields and attacked this farmer.. He screamed at the peak of his voice , but no one turned up this time.
For a simple reason any human being would think "This guy must be joking again" !! and the tiger killed this farmer..
Kahani Khatm [Story over] !! wait wait wait.. whydid i tell this crap now ??
Hmm u will get to know soon..
I will take u through an incident which happened in 5th standard of my life.. I was in RKMV , Katihar..
My school timings used to be from 11a.m to 4.30p.m i guess..and lunch break used to be at 1.30p.m or so [as far as i remember]
So this day we had a festival.. Guru Nanak Jayanti. We have a huge function in Gurudwara and we spend our full day there. and i had no holiday that day. So my mom said why dont u go to school and attend classes atleast till lunch time.. By 1.30 - 2 p.m types when everybody comes to gurudwara, by then u can also come and then attend the remaining day's function. And i was like MOMMMM.. Who goes to a school for half day and that too in 5th standard ?? And that too in a school which is so strict in its rules , regulations , principles and all that , who will let me come out aftr lunch break..
Mom says beta u dont have to worry.. i have spoken to ur class teacher already abt this .. here is ur leave application ,signed by me and ur Dad both.. just give this to ur class teacher and he will allow u..
Come to gurudwara directly i will wait for u there.
I said mommm everyone will be looking so smart ther , and me in this dumb school dress , that too a half pant..naaa
MOM- i will get ur dress there babyyy dont worry.. just come..
I was like WOWWWW.. u are a super mom :) :) mmuaaahhh
Jitesh- off to school..
i showed my leave letter to all my frens.. and flaunted it properly..
teased them.. dude u guys will attend full day.. i will just attend half day and bunk with permission and attendance :P :P
I reach gurudwara at 2.. meet my mom.. She is suddenly not talking to me.. She throws the dress on me and says change and come soon..
she makes me eat lunch and scolds me a ten times for some stupid reasons not knowing to me.. all this between 2 to 2.45..
And says ur function is over.. u had luncg ryt ?/ done ?? go change and get back to school..
I was like What the ???
Mom who will allow me back in school just for the last hour now..
Mom- just lesten to whatever i say.. Put on ur school dress fast and i will come myself..just to drop u back to school..
I start crying and doing all the drama, but nothing works, she didnt listen anything that afternoon and made me enter that class at around 3.15-3.30 or so..
I still remember History class by a teacher s.kundu was gng on, my mom comes ryt to the class , talks to the teacher and puts me back in it..
My frens make fun of me [bec of all the attitude i showed to them before leaving]
Anyway school got over, i reached home , find my mom sleepimg..
She waked up at 7 or so and doesnt bother talking to me..and goes directly to kitchen..
By 7.45-8 she is done with the food and comes back to room.. and the BOMB explodes..
Slaappppp !! directly..
I was like what happened .. what did i do ?? Why u not talking ?? why u hitting me now ??
First temme what did i do..
MOM-Why did u steal a 50 rs note from my wardrobe ..
No mom i didnt..
How many times to tell u , stop stealing money. what do u need in life , what is that u done get from me or from ur dad, that u end up stealing money..
No mom i didnt..
What do u wanna do in life, u wanna become a thief.. haan..
No mom i didnt..
What the hell are u upto. who teaches u all this..are u friends thieves..
No mom i didnt..
Which movies do u watch, from wher did u learn all this tell me right now..
No mom i didnt..
[Dont forget the clock.. by now its 9.15-9.30 p.m- its been more than an hour since i had just spoken one sentence No mom i didnt..]
Dad comes back home no, after closing the shop, mom narrates everything to him, Dad doesnt say a word..
Mom starts again... Why ?? What ?? How ?? When ?? and all that
No mom i didnt..
she recalls 15-20 other incidents and then i get pasted for all of them together that nyt..
It was freakin cold in Katihar , Bihar [a november night it was]
i was sitting in the corner of my room and i guess it was 10.30 p.m now..
None of us had food .. Dad was sitting still since the moment he entered the room ..
Now mom was tired..she had to find out some solution for this..As i was not saying anything other than "No mom i didnt.."
No she finds a trickk suddenly..
So u didnt steal , Ryt ??
Me- No mom i didnt..
Fineeeeee
i am coming to ur school tomo.. I will take the mike in the assembly and shout out loud that my son is a thief, dont sit next to him in class, and dont talk to him.
Mommm u cant do that !! come on..
MOM-u really think i cant do that.. I Can , I will and u will see that tomo..
I will go talk to ur Maharaj Jee [principal] and tell him all abt u.. i will talk to ur class teacher and tell him all ur stories..
Me- mommmmmmmmmm what the hell are u talking.. Kisi ki ma aisa karti hai kya [Dpea anyone's mother ever do like this]
MOM- Does anyone's Son ever do like this ??
I was mom - No mom i didnt..TRUST ME for once in life.. Pleassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I thought that will work, as mom kept mum for a while, all quiet, ot was almost 11p.m by then..
Just when i thought that the drama was over.. Mom asks So.. What did u do with that 50 Rs..
I was stunned, surprised, shocked , irritated , frustrated , speechless , Completely brokennn after listening to that question.
And then i said Yes i stole it..Yes i did...Now what will u do..I stole it and i spent it off.. Over Can we eat food and can we sleep now..
She asks, so where did u spend it..
Aahh mom forget it.. its over.. I had to treat my frens. so i got them a couple of Lays packets, 4 Cold Drinks and a few chocolates while coming from school today..
And no surprises for guessing what followed.. more scoldings and more beltings..
And then more promises from my side that i will not do it again..
and then came the food finally..
That night when i went to sleep , i just couldnt sleep at all..
I just cried cried and cried.. Because that day i had not stolen the money..
I couldnt make my parents believe that i did not actualy steal the money.. i Failed..For the sole reason that before that day i had told them a million of times that No mom i didnt..and all were lies..
For once i was telling the truth but to no use..
That was the last time ever i had stolen money ..
Infact if i tell u something u wont believe , a couple of months later sometime in the evening i found a 50 rs note fallen in hall , i picked it up and went to the kitchen and gave it to my mom.. Yesss i did , saying mom see i found this in hall , dunno whose it is ??
She bursted out laughing .. followed by Hugs and Kisses :P :P :P
Love ya MOM !!! muaahhh u are the bestesttttt :) :)
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