Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Too costly game- Just another day when i got properly belted.

I dont remember which class i was in.. but mostly 5th std or 6th std.. for sure not more than that..
It was a hoilday.. Some festival i guess..
My entire family had to go to gurudwara by around 1-2 p.m
So basically mom was supposed to finish all the  house hold works
 by then and get ready and i was supposed to finished my studies by then and get ready..
Simple story !! Mom will finish her work , i will finish my work..
We came to a mutual agreement that no one will interfere in other's work :P :P 
So i was fed breakfast by 9.am and sent to terrace with my books , water bottle , a carpet , and some biscuits !!!
Deal was that i would go down directly at 12 noon or so and then take bath and get ready..
Mom's plan was to make me study 3 hours continuously as i would be loosing loadsa time in the evening..
'Ohkeeyyyy' i saiddd and went up :) :)
Open terrace !! beautiful weather !! i Laid down the carpet , opened my books and started in full flow..
An hour later one of my friend comes home with books in his hand..
" [ Abhishek Ranjan - A guy who is my friend since 1st standard , stays near my house , and has always been my cricket partner and an integral part of all the prank and masti planning..] "
So this guy joins me on the terrace for combined studies..
15- 20 mins passed by and my cousin comes upstairs looking for me..
Enters Bharat Pamnani-
" [A Cricket freak , if not more , he used to be equally naughty when compared to me..] "
                                                       Now we lock the terrace door.. for obvious reasons, if someone knocks we will get to know that someone wants to come up and we could buy some time to pretend that we were studying and not creating any nuisance there..
3 crazy cricket fans, Door Locked- Books Closed !! Cricket talks starts..
Do hell with studies..
we went on talking and boasting abt each others habits and all sorts of crazy stuffs..
And then suddenly an idea struck !! A GAME !!!! we 3 could play a game so that the winner could easily be decided..
Not even in ur wildest dreams u would be able to guess what game we came with up :P :P

Ohkeeyy here we go.. i will try and explain the scenarios and the game to u..
1. In My house only ground floor is constructed.. So all 3 were standing on terrace- 1st floor having very small boundary walls..
2. Around 100-150 metres away there was this huge wall.. like a 5 storey tall building wall ,  other side of which there was a huge transport godown..
3. there were loads of small small stones kept on my terrace..

So the game was who could throw a stone from here and clear that huge wall ..
three kids of 5-6th std were checking the strength in their arms..
Bang- bang - bang ... first 15-20 stones went on to hit the wall at different heights..
But finally one of us could clear it and it went on the other side.. after that all 3 of us started clearing the wall on regular basis.. consistency increased and we were enjoying it :) :)
10 mins later , what we saw , we saw for the first ever time..2 huge men climbed up the wall from other side and started shouting..
Who the fuck is that ?? who is hitting stones ?? all sorts of shouts started coming from other side..
All 3 of us laid down on the floor and tried to hide ourselves from their view..we crawled till the terrace exit.
My fren Abhishek Ranjan ran down hurriedly and escaped..My cousin used to stay in next house , he descently went back..
I too reacted as if nothing happened and went down and went to take bath directly..
I come outta bathroom and i see that 4-5 men were standing outside and talking to mom..
                 So what exactly happened was while we were showing our throwing skills to decide who is the real champ b/w the three of us , a couple of stones which crossed the wall went on to hit a couple of guys who were working in that transport on the other side of the wall..
                                             Can u imagine the climax now !! or do i need to write..
Ohkey listen i will tell u what happened after those 4-5 men left the house..
A 15 mins Scolding session !!! a 10-15 mins belting session.. running around the house and my mom chasing me with my cricket bat in her hand..
Broomstick at times..
And what not..
Story doesnt end here..Mom walks outta house to go to Ranjan's house.. While she was entering his house ,she sees ranjan was going outta his house on his bicycle.. she asked him where are ur mom dad.. This guy got full on scared and told aunty mom has gone to market and dad has gone to College..
and then this guy leaves..
My mom still stepped into his house and to her satisfaction finds Ranjan's mom dad in the house only :P :P :P
The entire incident got narrated to them and mom got satisfied ..
She comes back home , calls my cousin and scolds him as well..
After a while whole of the family leaves for the festival except me and my bro [OBVIOUSLY THEY DIDNT TAKE US WITH THEMSELVES :( ]..
Both of us sat down in a room to analyze what went wrong , we were just crying and crying and crying..
I still remember what all crap we spoke in that room..
No one loves us..
We will run away from the house..
Its a good day today, all of them have gone out , lets pack our stuffs and move on..
Everyone just wanna belt us.. No one cares what we think and what we waana do in life.we wanna become cricket players.. we just dont wanna study.
Why do these ppl dont understand us and our needs..
This is crap.. this is bull shit..
Both of us got tired after  an hour or so of talking bullshit and sharing or senseless-baseless dreams..
And slept off..
Day got over.. night got over..
Next day same jitesh pamnani ,same bharat pamnani ,same home, same parents,same habits [ours] , same scoldings, same nautanki ,same crying ,same thoughts of leaving home, same end result - GHANTA  !!!!
 

Sunday, September 4, 2011

This time i DID NOT Steal it... 'Trust Me'

 
So Here i am.. Back with my new post.and this time so sooooonn..:P :P
Anyway !! Did u all read my previous post ??? Because if u didnt read
The Thief in me and the cop in my MOM
you might miss the emotion , fun  and many of my nautankis :P :P

OHKEY !!!! Did that change me.. Did i become a new Jitesh Overnight ???
Hmmmmmm.. I guess all of u would have heard the farmer and the tiger story.. Right ?? if u cant recall , lemme tell u a small story first..
Once a farmer was getting bored in his Filed.. He wanted to have some fun and So he suddenly started screaming Tiger !! Tiger !! Tiger !!.. A bunch of villagers from the nearby village heard his plea and came to save him. Only to know later that this guy was just kidding..
A couple of weeks passed by and then this same farmer repeated the same nonsense and a bunch of villagers came again only to find that he was joking again..
A month passed by and one day a real Tiger came to the fields and attacked this farmer.. He screamed at the peak of his voice , but no one turned up this time.
For a simple reason any human being would think "This guy must be joking again" !! and the tiger killed this farmer..
Kahani Khatm [Story over] !! wait wait wait.. whydid i tell this crap now ??
Hmm u will get to know soon..

I will take u through an incident which happened in 5th standard of my life.. I was in RKMV , Katihar..
My school timings used to be from 11a.m to 4.30p.m i guess..and lunch break used to be at 1.30p.m or so [as far as i remember]
So this day we had a festival.. Guru Nanak Jayanti. We have a huge function in Gurudwara and we spend our full day there. and i had no holiday that day. So my mom said why dont u go to school and attend classes atleast till lunch time.. By 1.30 - 2 p.m types when everybody comes to gurudwara, by then u can also come and then attend the remaining day's function. And i was like MOMMMM.. Who goes to a school for half day and that too in 5th standard ?? And that too in a school which is so strict in its rules , regulations , principles and all that , who will let me come out aftr lunch break..
Mom says beta u dont have to worry.. i have spoken to ur class teacher already abt this .. here is ur leave application ,signed by  me and ur Dad both.. just give this to ur class teacher and he will allow u..
Come to gurudwara directly i will wait for u there.
I said mommm everyone will be looking so smart ther , and me in this dumb school dress , that too a half pant..naaa
MOM- i will get ur dress there babyyy dont worry.. just come..
I was like WOWWWW.. u are a super mom :) :) mmuaaahhh
Jitesh- off to school..
i showed my leave letter to all my frens.. and flaunted it properly..
teased them.. dude u guys will attend full day.. i will just attend half day and bunk with permission and attendance :P :P
I reach gurudwara at 2.. meet my mom.. She is suddenly not talking to me.. She throws the dress on me and says change and come soon..
she makes me eat lunch and scolds me a ten times for some stupid reasons not knowing to me.. all this between 2 to 2.45..
And says ur function is over.. u had luncg ryt ?/ done ?? go change and get back to school..
I was like What the ???
Mom who will allow me back in school just for the last hour now..
Mom- just lesten to whatever i say.. Put on ur school dress fast and i will come myself..just to drop u back to school..
I start crying and doing all the drama, but nothing works, she didnt listen anything that afternoon and made me enter that class at around 3.15-3.30 or so..
I still remember History class by a teacher s.kundu was gng on, my mom comes ryt to the class , talks to the teacher and puts me back in it..
My frens make fun of me [bec of all the attitude i showed to them before leaving]
Anyway school got over, i reached home , find my mom sleepimg..
She waked up at 7 or so and doesnt bother talking to me..and goes directly to kitchen..
By 7.45-8 she is done with the food and comes back to room.. and the BOMB explodes..
Slaappppp !! directly..
I was like what happened .. what did i do ?? Why u not talking ?? why u hitting me now ??
First temme what did i do..
MOM-Why did u steal a 50 rs note from my wardrobe ..
No mom i didnt..
How many times to tell u , stop stealing money. what do u need in life , what is that u done get from me or from ur dad, that u end up stealing money..
No mom i didnt..
What do u wanna do in life, u wanna become a thief.. haan..
No mom i didnt..
What the hell are u upto. who teaches u all this..are u friends thieves..
No mom i didnt..
Which movies do u watch, from wher did u learn all this tell me right now..
 No mom i didnt..
[Dont forget the clock.. by now its 9.15-9.30 p.m- its been more than an hour since i had just spoken one sentence No mom i didnt..]
Dad comes back home no, after closing the shop, mom narrates everything to him, Dad doesnt say a word..

Mom starts again... Why ?? What ?? How ?? When ?? and all that
No mom i didnt..
she recalls 15-20 other incidents and then i get pasted for all of them together that nyt..
It was freakin cold in Katihar , Bihar [a november night it was]
i was sitting in the corner of my room and i guess it was 10.30 p.m now..
None of us had food .. Dad was sitting still since the moment he entered the room ..
Now mom was tired..she had to find out some solution for this..As i was not saying anything other than "No mom i didnt.."
No she finds a trickk suddenly..
So u didnt steal , Ryt ??
Me- No mom i didnt..
Fineeeeee
i am coming to ur school tomo.. I will take the mike in the assembly and shout out loud that my son is a thief, dont sit next to him in class, and dont talk to him.
Mommm u cant do that !! come on..
MOM-u really think i cant do that.. I Can , I will and u will see that tomo..
I will go talk to ur Maharaj Jee [principal] and tell him all abt u.. i will talk to ur class teacher and tell him all ur stories..
Me- mommmmmmmmmm what the hell are u talking.. Kisi ki ma aisa karti hai kya [Dpea anyone's mother ever do like this]
MOM- Does anyone's Son ever do like this ??
I was mom - No mom i didnt..TRUST ME for once in life.. Pleassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I thought that will work, as mom kept mum for a while, all quiet, ot was almost 11p.m by then..
Just when i thought that the drama was over.. Mom asks So.. What did u do with that 50 Rs..
I was stunned, surprised, shocked , irritated , frustrated , speechless , Completely brokennn after listening to that question.
And then i said Yes i stole it..Yes i did...Now what will u do..I stole it and i spent it off.. Over Can we eat food and can we sleep now..
She asks, so where did u spend it..
Aahh mom forget it.. its over.. I had to treat my frens. so i got them a couple of  Lays packets, 4 Cold Drinks and a few chocolates while coming from school today..
And no surprises for guessing what followed.. more scoldings and more beltings..
And then more promises from my side that i will not do it again..
and then came the food finally..

That night when i went to sleep , i just couldnt sleep at all..
I just cried cried and cried.. Because that day i had not stolen the money..
I couldnt make my parents believe that i did not actualy steal the money.. i Failed..For the sole reason that before that day i had told them a million of times that No mom i didnt..and all were lies..
For once i was telling the truth but to no use..
That was the last time ever i had stolen money ..

Infact if i tell u something u wont believe , a couple of months later sometime in the evening i found a 50 rs note fallen  in hall , i picked it up and went to the kitchen and gave it to my mom.. Yesss i did , saying mom see i found this in hall , dunno whose it is ??
She bursted out laughing .. followed by Hugs and Kisses :P :P :P
Love ya MOM !!! muaahhh u are the bestesttttt :) :)