For some reason , known only to God, I have always hated Physics !!
Some say its my negligency..
Some say I m just not good enough to understand something like physics..
Some say I over act about it..
But trust me ! all I know is that, I hate Physics , I was/am/ll’be scared of physics and that’s pretty much about it J
Ohkey now lets get to the topic of the post .. How many of you have tried to leak university papers ?
Aaah ! Be honest J now tell :P Yes I knew it !! I tried it too..
Here’s how it all happened..
I was studying in Jain college , Bangalore and my 12th board exams were ON..
Physics exam was just a few days away , and i was at my horrible best. Worried , Crying , Scared but not studying Physics. One fine evening i was talking to one of my friend Varsha Ashokchand and she's like Dude Dont worry abt physics paper , "Main Hun Na"
How Comforting it feels na , when in a tough situation your friend says Main Hun Na. Yeahh , i was back to smiling and my naughty best as we now decided to get the physics paper leaked. She is like Dude i know people who can get us the paper , but it'll turn out too costly if we both share the cost.
There u go !! Here comes My Contact list in picture.. Loadsa friends , all loafers , always ready to pay if u can get them the even internal exam paper.. and buoy we were talking of university paper here. 12th board Physics paper.
Was i dreaming ?? Woaahhh..
I thought , i will not have to study at all for the last physics paper of my life [i didnt know i will have to study a few physics subjects in Engineering too :( ] Damn i was jumping around the house.
Days passed and now After one day we had our paper..
My friend Ritesh Agarwal [we have been friends since nursery class 1991:P] was my room mate , and he was shocked at my plans. I told him also come on!! stop studying Physics and start enjoying.. i will give you the paper too.
Ritesh- Bhai , Dont get into all this , We still have loads of time .. today full evening, tomo's full day and then day after tomo at 9a.m we have our paper. Come lets study.. i will teach you.
Jitesh - Oh Come on !! Bhai paper mil raha hai paper. life mein pehli baar.. Listen to me.
On the day of exam our guys will steal the paper at 3a.m and then validate for its correctness.
The paper will reach us max to max by 4 a.m . and exam is at 9 a.m
We will still have 5 hours to prepare for it dude. chill relax..
Ritesh - Dont trust all these people. At least study something. keep studying and then if u get the paper well and good !! prepare well for that question paper later.
Jitesh- Why to waste all my effort .. When i am gonna get the paper anyway. Varsha hai na , she has promised me she will get it somehow. Dude even she is not studying.
Ritesh - AS YOU WISH.
Jitesh - AS YOU WISH.
Ritesh Off to study..
Jitesh Off to Sleep..
Next full day i slept like a dog and Ritesh studied like THE MAN..
In between he tried to wake me up like a Dad would , Got me lunch like a Mom would , I had the food and Slept again , like a dog would :P
Night 10.pm - Me and Ritesh meet again in the hall :P
Face to face !!
Hello it was dinner time . He was the same , Padh le Bhai [Study dude].. and I was also the same.. Chor na Bhai [Leave dude !!]
End Of Discussion..
Less than 12 hrs left for the Exam Time.In the meanwhile me and Varsha were msging each other , how sexy our life would be at morning 4 a.m and all such Khayali pulav [Dreams]. Its gonna be a dream come true.
It was 3 a.m now.. I was up , ready and excited..
After a few mins , Varsha calls up.
Varsha- Dude our guys are On it.. Be ready for the good news soon.
Me- Yo man.. Sexyyyy
10 mins later..one more call..
Security is too tight today.. but dont worry we ve almost got it..#As updated to her by her contacts.
10 more mins passed by..
Dude it will be a lil late.. i guess shayad 5 baje tak mil jaega [i guess we will get it by 5 a.m] #As updated to her by her contacts.
At 5.15 a.m
Dude We are F#$%ed.. no paper.. sorry .. #As i heard it.
And thats it.. the fairy tell ends..
oh wait it didnt, still 4 hrs to go for paper.
I enter in Ritesh's room and start crying , bhai fail ho jaunga :( .. Save me.. Teach me something :(
He spoke to me for 5 mins and calmed me down.
All he told was get up and start studying i know u will still do it..
I remember we had some 28-30 chapters.. Ist section had abt 6-7 chapters which were on reflection and refraction of light and all that.. Took me half an hour to complete those [yeah i had studied them well during mid terms and they were shit easy #LateRealisation].
Went to last section of the book. it also had some 7-8 chapters i guess.. neil's atomic model and all that. took me around 45 mins to finish them. [i mean just read them somehow , so that i could write some shit]
It was 7 by now.. 2 hours left and around 14 chapters left..That sick mid section of our book . that had all magtenic field , electric field and all such aliean stuffs and all i had heard of, was Cricket field :P
I went back to ritesh and started crying again.. i was dead scared.. My arse was on fire.. Literally..
I started flipping pages in front of ritesh and we both found out that i knew just one question each from all those mid section chapters.
and by the time we found out this , Time was up..
No breakfast , No bath , We enter Exam hall..
I didnt even have guts to turn the paper and see whats there in next page.. in fact i didnt even have guts to look at the next question..
I was hiding the next questions from my hand and solving one at a time..
After 3 hrs of patience i realised i ve solved everything in that paper :P
All those mid chapter questions came from whatever one-one question i knew from each chapter..
Watta Luck.. i will never be able to forget this day . It scared me to death(u dont know my mom, had i failed, Thats it End of Story :P)..
Anyway As soon as i come out of exam hall , i recieved Ritesh's call [yes his exam centre was different]
Ritesh- Saale lucky bitch.. how are u bhai.. How was the paper..
Me- it was good man , shayad 84-85 aa jaye [out of 90].
Ritesh- F$%^ B#$%c#$% .. Harami.. saala.. how man.. how..i am so happy for u bhai..
Me- God alone khows HOW ??
Ritesh also told me that after he saw full paper , he was smiling for next half an hour in exam hall and thinking abt how happy i would be.. bec Ritesh knew whatever i told him in the house.. that i know this answer.. i know this one.. i know that..
All those were in paper.. Oh GOD !!! i still get goosebumps if i remember that day.. that exam morning..
Phew..
Yes i never dared to get a paper leaked again..
In My engineering though We had a paper called Logic Design , Me and few of my friends almost got into this stuff but i remembered my past experiences , went and hid myself in a senior's room and started studying there decently for it :P
And yeah.. I got 74 in 12th boards Physics :) :) :) :) :) and varsha passed too :P and So did Ritesh [#obviously].
Dunno whether i deserved those marks or not.. but nevertheless i was happy and i knew i would write abt this someday for sure :)
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